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theclearlydope:

I see what you’re doing here, but you’ll never see me farting on your face during your 3pm nap. 
bunnyfood:

I’m a big fan of Lion King-ing
(via Imgur)

theclearlydope:

I see what you’re doing here, but you’ll never see me farting on your face during your 3pm nap. 

bunnyfood:

I’m a big fan of Lion King-ing

(via Imgur)

Dear Sir:

I like words. I like fat buttery words, such as ooze, turpitude, glutinous, toady. I like solemn, angular, creaky words, such as straitlaced, cantankerous, pecunious, valedictory. I like spurious, black-is-white words, such as mortician, liquidate, tonsorial, demi-monde. I like suave “V” words, such as Svengali, svelte, bravura, verve. I like crunchy, brittle, crackly words, such as splinter, grapple, jostle, crusty. I like sullen, crabbed, scowling words, such as skulk, glower, scabby, churl. I like Oh-Heavens, my-gracious, land’s-sake words, such as tricksy, tucker, genteel, horrid. I like elegant, flowery words, such as estivate, peregrinate, elysium, halcyon. I like wormy, squirmy, mealy words, such as crawl, blubber, squeal, drip. I like sniggly, chuckling words, such as cowlick, gurgle, bubble and burp.

I like the word screenwriter better than copywriter, so I decided to quit my job in a New York advertising agency and try my luck in Hollywood, but before taking the plunge I went to Europe for a year of study, contemplation and horsing around.

I have just returned and I still like words.

May I have a few with you?

Robert Pirosh
385 Madison Avenue
Room 610
New York
Eldorado 5-6024

My new favorite job application letter, from 1934. He ended up winning an Oscar for screenwriting!

(via Letters of Note)

Ahh, so this is how I should be writing my cover letters. 

(via chels)

theclearlydope:

Clearly Dope Productivity: Brilliant! Those of us currently fighting that 1:30pm feeling applaud you.

theclearlydope:

Hello Good Morning: A terrible place to wake up.

Effing funny

theclearlydope:

Hello Good Morning: A terrible place to wake up.

Effing funny

So, its my birthday today and i am a proud wearer of a girls bday ribbon, it feels great to know that this weekend is ridden with joy and definately good drinks :)

laughingsquid:

No One Can Save Us, A Sculpture of a Melted Superman

poptech:

thedailywhat:

This Is Informative, You Should Watch It of the Day: I know at least one person who should really watch CGP Grey’s Leap Year explainer.

[cgpgrey.]

Happy Leap Day!

chels:

My friend Mike writes the best postcards.

theclearlydope:

Whoa.

Sweet

theclearlydope:

Whoa.

Sweet